Nothing Really Happens in WWE Politics

No statesmen in our woodpile

As I’ve mentioned before, I have no idea why I still pay the slightest attention to politics. I derive absolutely no enjoyment from it. Changes that are absolutely essential never come. The changes that do occur just make things worse. And we continue to be “represented” by carnival barkers and grifters with capped teeth.

Behind these shameless frontmen/frontwomen/fronttheythems are an illusory group we still can’t really identify. Jews? Freemasons? The Vatican? I think it’s something like the Illuminati, but of course I have no real knowledge. I haven’t been invited to a single Bilderberg meeting, or all male funfest at Bohemian Grove. But as Truman’s Secretary of Defense James Forrestal told Joe McCarthy, before someone pushed him out of a window at Bethesda Naval Hospital, if there wasn’t a giant conspiracy, once in a while they’d make a mistake in our favor. The historical record shows that they have never made a mistake in our favor, except possibly the founding of the Republic, or the election of JFK. As William Henry Harrison said, before he died after barely a month as president, “all the measures of the government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.” That’s a pretty profound quote.

So maybe it isn’t surprising that Harrison, colorfully known as Tippicanoe, stood too long in the rain giving his inaugural address. He was old, and it was raining, or maybe it was too cold. So what else could he do but die in office? That quote I unearthed is probably unknown to 99.9 percent of Americans. But then, practically anything of real political or historical significance is unknown to 99.9 percent of Americans. We are a dumbed down lot, and almost all are historically illiterate. So here comes a Thought Criminal like me, trying to dispense real history- hidden history- to the public. That’s never going to make you rich, but it does provide a sense of satisfaction. The few seemingly honest political figures always seem to get screwed. Murdered, like Huey Long and the Kennedys. Slandered, like everyone from William Jennings Bryan to Cynthia McKinney. They will allow a Thomas Massie, just for their entertainment.

The People, at least the 70 million or so MAGA voters, are under the impression that they have “won” something with Trump back in office. I heard Alex Jones brag about all the “winning” that’s been going on. I must have missed that. The DOGE disclosures were great. But there has yet to be a single person held accountable for the 800 zillion or so in fraud that Elon Musk claims has been discovered. And I don’t see any benefits coming from the 800 gazillion or so that Musk claims has been saved. Trump has variously said that everyone making under $150,000 should pay no taxes, that tips, overtime and Social Security shouldn’t be taxed, and that the income tax should be eliminated. I just had to pay my taxes again last month. Trump even said he might abolish the IRS. Trump, if you haven’t noticed, says that he “might” do a lot of things. And then, of course, there’s that $ 5,000 taxpayer refund from DOGE.

The status of all these Trump promises is difficult to ascertain. That’s the magic of Trumpenstein. You just say different things that often are in diametrical opposition to each other, and no one calls you out on it. The mainstream demons don’t want to remind him of his suggestions which might actually make things better, and the MAGA people are simply stuck in the 4D chess, “two more weeks” mode. Big arrests are coming! Kash Patel means business! There were stories all over the alt media in recent days about how DOGE discovered that Clinton sycophant and probable cannibal John Podesta had set up a $375 billion EPA slush fund under Biden. I don’t know, but that sounds like it’s some kind of crime. Let me know when Kash Patel, or Pam Bondi, prosecutes him. Podesta’s bizarre emails were tied to the Pizzagate scandal, which hasn’t been “debunked.” Recently, by the way, the guy who shot up Comet Pizza was killed by police. Just another mistake that wasn’t made in our favor.

These stories flare up for a few days, and then disappear into the memory hole. Already, the JFK hearings have been forgotten. Now, former Rep. Curt Weldon, who never displayed any kind of independence when he was in Congress, has suddenly become a vocal 9/11 Truther. Ron Johnson is supposedly interested. I’m sure our “representatives” will get to the bottom of it. And with the recent “suicide” of Virginia Giuffre, the lovely Rep. Anna Paulina Luna’s interest in the Epstein files has been rekindled. She took Pam Bondi to task again, because Pam Bondi doesn’t appear to be doing anything with all the juicy files she has had “on her desk” for at least a few months. It’s probably only me, but Luna looks even cuter when she’s angry. At any rate, the Epstein list is MIA, like all those American POWs we left behind in Korea and Vietnam. No one did anything about that, either.

As I drive around my county, which I’m told is one of the richest in the country, I see lots of evidence of things not being done. Perpetual construction that never results in any improvements, but does back traffic up with pointless lane closures. Third World- style overgrown grass in common areas. Buildings which have been empty for a long time, large enough to hold countless homeless citizens and save them from shitting on our streets. And ancient power grids, which result in power outages from normal rainfall and brisk winds. Keep in mind, the lines in our neighborhood are all underground. Yet when they were all above ground, subject to all that rain, snow, ice, and wind, we only occasionally lost power for a few hours during thunderstorms. It’s a technological advancement thing, you wouldn’t understand. Just like you never saw infections in hospitals when everyone was smoking cigarettes. But I digress.

One of the funniest episodes of South Park satirized the world of pro wrestling. They spoofed how the “action” now in most matches comes from the wrestlers “dissing” each other in the ring. Grabbing the microphone and unleashing another snappy zinger, as the crowd goes wild. That’s how our WWE politics works under Trumpenstein. He’s kind of the commissioner- the Vince McMahon- of our political world now. And he even appointed McMahon’s estranged wife Linda to head the Department of Education. I guess being married to a wrestling guru qualifies you for that. But then, Trump has vowed to abolish the Department of Education, so who cares? He could have nominated ‘Lil Wayne, one of the many rappers he pardoned, for that matter. Has the Department of Education been abolished? Who knows? Trying to find out anything that really happened under Trump is almost impossible.

Both sides in our laughable two party system have a reason to lie about everything Trumpenstein says or does. Mass deportations? Yes, he is breaking up families! Whole communities are disappearing! Who will nanny our kids in Spanish only? While the MAGA faithful shout, he’s cleaning house, just like he said! Promises made, promises kept! I still don’t understand the saga of the alleged MS-13 gang member who was sent to the mega-prison in El Salvador. Something about symbols on his fingers. I just can’t get that worked up about it, even if he was MS-13. I’m waiting for the millions that need to be deported to be deported. And not for taxpayers to pay El Salvador to house them there. Now Trumpenstein is reviving his old, ridiculous “touchback’ amnesty, which involves them self-deporting, and then being brought back in legally. What? Exactly what benefit do we get from that? I clearly don’t understand “winning.”

What about Elon Musk? And DOGE? Is he still there? Is DOGE still auditing anything? If so, what? What happened to the Pentagon audit that Trump approved? For that matter, what happened to the guided tour of Fort Knox? Lots of promises. How many were kept? Has Trump placed an actual, tangible tariff on any country? We hear bluster, constantly shifting figures, but what really was done? Has this crazy stock market roller coaster ride been the result of threats, rather than policy? As can’t be repeated enough, where Trump is involved, everything is unclear. This is your official “opposition” to all the tyranny and corruption, ladies and gentlemen. Instituting tariffs before rebuilding factories. Vacillating between pleas for peace and warmongering. “Mass deporting” fewer illegals than Biden. Name calling and buffoonery. Trump governs like the WWE Hall of Famer he is.

One of the few concrete things that has happened under Trump is the “Take it Down” bill, recently passed by both the Senate and the House. When a bill has the support of both Ted Cruz and Amy Klobuchar, you know it’s important to whoever really rules us. This is the most blatant attempt yet to censor material like this humble Substack, under the pretext that they’re protecting someone from being “exploited” with AI-generated nudity or something. Or “revenge porn,” which I think relates to bitter ex-husbands posting naked pictures of their former wives. Or the old chestnut, child pornography, which I’m pretty sure is not readily available online. If someone is “offended” over something, websites have 48 hours under this law to verify or remove the content. So, if a complaint is lodged against a blog, or a website, it’s pretty much going to be “taken down,” as the name of the act implies. Donald Trump loves it, and has already joked (presumably) about using it to go after his many critics.

Trumpenstein also recently further empowered law enforcement to barge into homes that contain suspected “terrorists.” That’s the new way “gang members” are being referred to. After the Patriot Act, any old Muhammed would do, and now any old Jose fits the bill. Obviously, this is yet another slippery slope for our dwindling civil liberties. Trump loves law enforcement. And so does MAGA, even after January 6. Hopefully, the “Take it Down” bill will vanish as quickly as the horrific Antisemitism Awareness Act did. That’s what I mean about nothing actually happening. Did the Antisemitism Awareness Act become law? If not, why not? The Senate would obviously have approved it, and either Biden or Trump couldn’t have signed it fast enough. Do they trot these things out just to trigger heart attacks and strokes? Israel is certainly being criticized publicly more than ever, especially by the Left.

Trump’s slew of executive orders were mostly good. But as far as I can tell, most of them were ruled “unconstitutional” by those tyrannical federal judges. That’s how Judicial Review works, but both sides seem to love it. His order forbidding DEI policies seems to have been ignored across the board. In my county, the school board voted 16-0 to continue “gender studies” for elementary school students. I guess those angry parents weren’t angry enough. Or they’re vastly outnumbered by irresponsible, seemingly satanic parents. Or they aren’t counting the votes even at that level. I imagine maybe his executive order to scrap the senseless daylight savings time might be allowed to take effect. But we won’t know until October. Will we “fall back?” That might well end up being Trump’s only “win” thus far. Pretty small potatoes. Whatever happened to bringing the troops home from over 150 countries?

Trump’s inexplicable threats to make Canada our 51st state succeeded in helping an authoritarian tyrant more odious than Trudeau to win the election, over the fake populist. Why exactly would a conservative president want to create the country’s largest blue state? More 4D chess, I guess. While Trump has yet to mention Austin Metcalf’s name- you know, the White kid stabbed by the Black kid, whose family has raised over half a million dollars now- he did find time to call out the NFL. Not for refusing to draft more than a handful of White players, as you might expect from the country’s foremost "White Supremacist,” but because Shedeur Sanders, monstrously entitled son of “Prime Time” Deion Sanders, perhaps the most arrogant Black athlete of them all, wasn’t drafted until the 5th round. Trumpenstein thinks “Coach Prime” is great, by the way. That should surprise no one who has read my work.

So what am I doing, reacting to this circus? I mean, they’ve banned real circuses, what with all the supposed “animal abuse.” So this is the closest we can come now to sawdust and high wire acts, unless you count Cirque du Soleil. I was dragged to that a couple of times, and felt almost completely gay by the time it was over. My heterosexuality barely survived the experience. Naturally, anything that emasculating will never be banned in America 2.0. It’s gay circus or no circus! Our WWE political circus, though, has no “abused” animals that entertained previous generations. It serves only as a national distraction, a bread and circuses when they have outlawed actual circuses. America 2.0 is like a hit and run victim, bleeding out on the road. We have another imperial president, who issues executive orders, which are blocked by unelected federal judges who “interpret” a Constitution they don’t believe in. And Congress just awaits its next dose of adrenochrome, until they get reelected as always.

Trumpenstein just participated in the most Trumpensteiny town hall ever. Hosted by Chris Cuomo, Bill O’Reilly, and Stephen A. Smith. Not surprisingly, Trump had great things to say about the loud and uneducated Smith. After all, this “racist” salivates over the Black unemployment rate. They are apparently serious about running Smith for president. Watch some old clips from his ESPN show “First Take.” He has to be seen to be believed. This is the next step towards the total ghettoization of American politics. Jasmine Crockett is Betsy Ross compared to Stephen A. Smith. As Jason Whitlock has shown, Smith has an entirely invented background. His life is a lie, told in a very, very loud voice, using all the most attractive features of Ebonics. How could White women not vote for him? Megyn Kelly is promoting him. So is Sean Hannity, CIA lapel pin and all. And now Donald Trump calls him “really smart.”

RFK, Jr. is doing some good things. I think. He directly accused the Biden administration, through HHS, of engaging in child sex trafficking. I’m pretty sure that’s the most serious allegation ever made by an American public official. He has ordered a study examining the links between autism and vaccines. And I think, again it’s unclear, that something bad has been removed from our foods. Or water. Or will be soon. Maybe two weeks. If anything good comes out of this Trumpenstein 2.0, it will come from RFK, Jr. Meanwhile, Yemen is probably still being nonsensically bombed. Trump is looking for a “deal” with every country. What does that mean? I suppose he wants to live up to the title of his book. What about a “deal” with the People? I’ll keep following this stuff, like a heroin addict. Knowing it’s all a show, but still faithfully chronicling my war with those who run this world, for those who care.